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Watch Carrie Underwood take a question at a Super Bowl press conference about Larry Platt’s now infamous Pants on the Ground.

Queen Latifah chimes in at the end and it’s pretty HIGHlarious!

Could a chick flick bump Avatar off its box office high horse this weekend??

If Friday’s numbers are any reflection of the days to come, YES!

Dear John, starring Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum opened to an impressive $13.8 million on Friday night, while Avatar only earned a little over $6 mil!

The seven-week #1 streak is (most likely) coming to a close!

We assume a lot of you ladies will be dragging your significant others for a little boo-hoo time at the movie, Dear John this weekend. Remember your Kleenex!

Unfortunately, this is just the first of two sappy love stories to come out of the Nicolas Sparks collection. The Last Song, starring Miley Cyrus, is coming out at the end of March.

So which will do better? Let’s ask the stars!

When Amanda Seyfried and Channing Tatum were asked what would have happened if the movies had opened on the same weekend, Amanda gave an awesome answer:

“If The Last Song was coming out the same weekend as Dear John, we’d have to collaborate on some sort of sabotage mission.”

Yes! Amazing!

Course, it would have been futile. We’re fairly certain that her flick will do mildly better with the tween population on her side.

But which do U think will do better?

Update: Dear John is doing pretty darn well!

Someone stop her!

21-year-old woman named Xiaoqing have met with plastic surgeons in Shangai in order to transform her face to resemble Jessica Alba. And the docs are gonna do it for free!

WTF?!

They must not have psychological screenings in China because she is doing this in an attempt to win back her ex-boyfriend by turning herself into his favorite actress.

“I love him very much…. that’s why I always followed his opinions. I don’t want to lose him,” she said.

Noooooo!

“I have made my decision,” she continued. “I’m not only doing it for my ex-boyfriend, but for myself. I am a psychologically weak person. I want to do something to challenge myself and build a strong personality through it.”

And how is changing yourself for someone else gonna make you psychologically strong?!

The poor soul will undergo an eyebrow lifting, eyelid reshaping and nose reconstruction.

“There’s no worry about the expense and it is technically practicable,” saud Liu Qi, an official at the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital. “But the face-lift is irreversible and we hope that she would take it seriously.”

A face lift on a 21-year-old?!

Supposedly, Xiaoqing’s boyfriend was a total dick and obsessed with Alba. He would make his girlfriend do her makeup like the celebutard even when she slept. He also got her a blond wig for Christmas so she would resemble the multiple photos he hung of Alba and the several pics on his cell phone.

This sounds like a Lifetime movie and let us tell you — She’s Too Young!

[Image via WENN.]

Check out this exquisite opera-inspired version of his hit single Rain that Mika just did on UK television with Danielle De Niese (above).

So lovely!

You quiet that precious mouth, Cher!!

You look flawless!! Even if you needed a little shot of silicone courage to keep you fresh!!

The legendary diva, who is 63 and looks FEROSH, is apparently a little intimidated by her young co-stars Christina Aguilera and Veronica Mars in the world’s next Showgirls, Burlesque!!

“It’s a hard job. You get up at 5 a.m. and you try to look good. All these girls are, like, a third my age. That is rough.”

Try? Girlfriend, you got this with your hands tied behind your back!!

She also has some kind words for Christina.

“I’m shocked, but she’s really good. The other day, we were hamming it up so badly, so old, like vaudevillian. She was keeping up! She was hot. Her game is good!”

Aguilera, who plays the Jessi Spano character to Cher’s Gina Gershon, is having a blast “tapping into this whole new experience.”

We kid about it being the new Showgirls – Cher is much smarter than to sign onto a movie that disastrous – but we secretly kind of want it to be!! That movie is gold!!

[Image via WENN.]

Check out this new PSA in support of Haiti, featuring Jesse McCartney. (above)

There is still so much more we can do!

John Edwards‘ former right-hand man, Andrew Young, was ordered by a North Carolina judge to turn over the illicit sex tape featuring Edwards and his mistress, Rielle Hunter on Friday.

But he never showed up with the tape!

The judge found Young in contempt of court, and has given the former staffer of Edwards until Wednesday at 2 pm sharp to turn over the tape.

Andrew and his wife Cheri told reporters that they “never had any intention of distributing the tape or showing it publicly” but apparently have “no problem” with handing the sex tape over to the courts.

So why didn’t they hand it over in the first place??

[Image via WENN.]

Check out Russell Crowe as the Prince of Thieves in his Super Bowl spot for Robin Hood.

Thoughts?

He was probably doing whip its before he made this comment!!!

Mickey Rourke has gone on the record to say that his co-star in the film Passion Play, Megan Fox, “is the best young actress I’ve ever worked with.”

Yeah RIGHT. How many rub and tugs did she have to give you to convince you to say that, Mickey?

Rourke continued the LOLz when he said,

“I don’t know if a lot of her films have showcased her acting ability more than, say, being action-oriented, but she really stepped up the plate with this one and was very consistent and professional, beyond her years. At 23, I couldn’t do half of what she’s doing.”

You mean at 23 you couldn’t say the dumbest shiz possible in every interview you gave, make shiteous films and then insult the director who gave you your first big break, and act like a moron because you want to be ‘edgy’ and Angelina Jolie??

Poor Mickey Rourke! He’s missed out on so much!!

However, apparently Fox plays a circus freak in this new movie, so we might check it out!! Okay, we just lied through our teeth. Not even being the bearded lady would make us want to sit through another Megan Fox snoozefest!

[Image via WENN.]